so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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