He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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