Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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