I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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