Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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