He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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