Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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