32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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