On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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