We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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