I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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