I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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