I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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