Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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