Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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