Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
ok first of all what the fuck
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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