maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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