dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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