Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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