Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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