I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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