it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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