I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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