I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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