We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
