he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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