just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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