people are starting to question the shark bite story
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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