Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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