Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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