Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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