I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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