My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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