at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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