so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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