so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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