It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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