haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We need to get me chipped asap
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
