The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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