Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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