I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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