He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we're making bets on your personal life
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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