Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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