He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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