i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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