she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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