Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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