Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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