I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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