Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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