somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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