bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How naked do you want me to be?
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