Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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